Archive for the ‘I'm so fucking fat’ Category
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
So, this guy stumbles upon my site and notices I love bacon. So what does he do? He sends me this recipe for Bacon Cookies... If only I knew how to cook ;)
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
4 slices bacon, cut into small pieces
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup butter or margarine, chilled
1 egg
1 pinch ...
Posted in Bacon, Bacon Cookies, Food, I'm so fucking fat, Loren makes me emotionally eat, Michelle Oshen, make these for me now | 2 Comments »
Friday, March 7th, 2008
My friend Jackie Danicki has unselfishly, sympathetically, and baconlovingly prepared a soup just for me called "Oshen Bisque." Even though I've been feeling under the weather, watching Ms. Jackie prepare special soup for her sick, bed-ridden bacon-loving friend makes me just wanna go out and buy the ingredients and cook ...
Posted in Bacon, Food, I'm so fucking fat, Jackie Danicki, Michelle Oshen, Oshen Bisque, Restaurant Reviews, Sick, Warm & Fuzzy Feeling | 3 Comments »
Friday, February 29th, 2008
Very interesting article compiling assorted guilty pleasures and just plain dumb-ass things one can do to shorten ones life. I've got to admit, I'd gladly try Nos. 1, 2, & 44-48 with no fear, along with many other of these life-shortening suggestions. I can proudly honestly say I've already accomplished ...
Posted in Don't try this at home, Humor, I need help, I'm an emotional eater, I'm so fucking fat, Ideas, Michelle Oshen, Stuff, idiots | 10 Comments »
