Square Watermelons

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  • Written by Michelle on December 25th, 2007

Is anyone else just a little weirded out by square watermelons? Though the adage goes that you can’t fit a square peg into a round hole, apparently our hard-at-work agricultural scientists have figured out how to fit a round peg into a square hole. I get the fact that it’s great for Japan’s watermelon “economy” by making the formerly bulbous oblongoid easier to package, ship, store on groceries shelves and ultimately inside consumers’ refrigerators. But now they are anticipating the market for square-shaped watermelon boxes for personal watersquaremelon harvesting. You have to wonder, will it end with the watermelon? There is also clearly more space & value to be had out of creating, say… square cantaloupes, honeydews and hey, why stop there… what about stackable square apples, pears and oranges? What’s next, square balls?

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  1. CT Moore said on December 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    This is so L7

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  2. Anon said on December 25th, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    VERY old news.
    They have been doing this for well over 20 years now.

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  3. Frank said on December 26th, 2007 at 5:47 am

    That is weird. Never saw anything like it. If they grew these in a container it’s okay. If they genetically engineered them…creepy.

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  4. jvon said on December 27th, 2007 at 10:36 am

    I think it was the Japanese who did this first?

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  5. Michelle said on December 27th, 2007 at 10:43 am

    @jvon: As opposed to, um… Japan mentioned in my story?

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  6. Johnys The Greek said on December 28th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

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    Give me your phone number or your email ……..
    Take my email

    Reply
  7. Square melons said on December 26th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    [...] As Michelle Oshen says: What’s next, square balls? [...]

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