Wanna Hump?
December 28, 2007 – 4:02 am
Pursuant to the um, whelming response to my post about the improbably perverse sense of humour the Canadian Surgeon General exhibits in their cigarette pack warnings, “What Do Canadians Have Against Being Important?” I thought I’d further expound on the difference between American and Canadian smoking warnings. While Canadians use their creativity blatantly in the service of health and at the expense of profits, American companies use their creativity subliminally at the expense of health and in the service of profits. And really, do the self-proclaimed “principled, creative, dynamic and passionate” folks at RJ Reynolds figure the subconscious perception of an erect man displaying an…ahem, erection, will induce American males to choose Camels over other brands? You bet your bottomed-out dollar it will! They don’t call them ad geniuses for nothing.
4 Responses to “Wanna Hump?”
No I want a SMOKE.
By veronica on Dec 28, 2007
Yeah i’ll hump you any day
By Jason on Dec 29, 2007
hi?
By Fuck on Feb 10, 2008
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By Fuck on Feb 10, 2008