What Ever Happened To Steven Wright?

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  • Written by Michelle on September 8th, 2007

He’s a funny character. His quotes sure are…

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
“I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.”
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”

  1. vaXzine said on September 8th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    A while back I found his clone on twitter.. he used to update every day, not so much anymore.

    http://twitter.com/notstevenwright

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  2. Frank said on September 10th, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Those really make me laugh out loud. Every once in a while I see him as I’m flipping through the channels. I’ve heard a lot of them, but they still crack me up. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time…classic.

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